shannon // 16 // angry

fullsatanist:

oh you’re listening to my chemical romance? i love that band! i love how they just *clenches fist* break up after 12 years

ghost: what would you like on your tombstone?
dracula: are you afraid of aging? or death?
nosferatu: what, as a child, did you imagine went bump in the night?
creature from the black lagoon: what's your favorite place to go for a break? (eg vacation spot or comforting place, book, etc)
godzilla: what do you do when you are angry? are you ever destructive?
frankenstein's monster: when you fall apart, what pulls you back together?
the blob: do you collect anything? if so, what & why?
zombie: when was the last time you trusted your gut? was it successful?
mothra: what is something dangerous that attracts or fascinates you?
king kong: what are some questionable choices you've made lately?
alien: what is your strangest feature?
50 ft woman: what is your most prominent strength?
witch: if you could magically change anything about yourself right now, what would it be and why?
cthulhu: do you like the ocean? why or why not?
nessie: have you ever felt invisible to people -- the feeling of not existing?
mutant spider: what is one of your biggest fears?
werewolf: if you could change into any nonhuman animal and back at will, what animal would you change into and why?
freddy kreuger: what is one of your worst nightmares?
jason voorhees: do you feel you are laughed at often? do you laugh at other people? if so, in what situations?
golem: if you could make up an imaginary friend, what would they be like and why?
leprechaun: what is your "pot of gold" (or white whale, if you'd rather)
sharktopus: what is something you've done that was ridiculous or a bad decision?
mummy: would you like to ever have children? why or why not?
robot: what is a habit you do without thinking?

lilacblossoms:

shadyhomo:

non-binary genders date back to ancient egypt if not earlier and yet people still act like they’re some kind of “tumblr trend” like what else from 2000 bc are you not gonna believe in? roads? beer? locks?

the pyramids are a myth perpetuated by social justice bloggers

shmurdapunk:

god bless hannibal burress

me as a parent

thomasandrewbitch:

kid: can you sing me a lullaby?

me: PULL UP IN THE MONSTA AUTOMOBILE GANGSTA WITH A BAD BITCH THAT CAME FROM SRI LANKA

#lmfao at this piece of shit #i love that his character is legit just there to be an asshole #that’s all THAT’S ALL #the running joke of this show being everyone else hating him im dead #ohhhh bennet corcoran #it’s amazing how attractive he is in oitnb and NOT attractive he is in this show #[patrick stewart ACTING.gif] #kind of wish he was with them in the flashfowards tbh #can you imagine him standing there like ‘duuuuuuude. look how fast this body is burning! dude!’ #’this is so much fun. i feel so close to you guys right now. hashtag besties’ #connor throws up in the background (via apriki)

calibornsmainsqueeze:

trans people taking testosterone need to drink orange juice cause testosterone weakens your immune system!! trans people taking estrogen need to drink milk cause estrogen causes calcium to be absorbed less

osjecam:

sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis